Chimes: April 1, 2023 (April Fools' Edition)

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Inspired by success of tuition freeze, president freezes everyone's lunch by Crabby Green Eggs

English profs must become football coaches or go by Catty Roozendahl

Entire finance office fired; no cause for alarm, admin say by Flabby Chicken

New cohorts added to help recruit students who aren't particularly special by Crabby Turkey

Admissions Strategy embraces record-breaking year of rings-by-spring by Havana Guerrero

Dining Services to switch breakfast back to Knollcrest... sometimes by A Yam

Football program brings diversity of "size and shape" to campus by Lawrence Old

'Merica act announces debut Rangeela performance by Paul Revere

Manna-only dining halls for season of Lent by Lemonade June

4-1-2023

Chimes, Calvin University

Higher Education | Journalism Studies

Calvin University, "Chimes: April 1, 2023 (April Fools' Edition)" (2023). Chimes. 227.
https://digitalcommons.calvin.edu/chimes/227

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