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Kelvin hires "media medium" to write all official comments for The Jingle by Disfavor Fuller

All dining halls closed, faculty to feed students by I. M. Hungary

Kelvin faces severe drop in student engagement by June Knot

budget Trouble? Kelvin steals Michigan's 5 Star QB Bryce Underwood with $15 million NIL deal, university economy collapses by Zach Korn

Entire football team cut- "it just seemed like the right thing to do" by Grant Funding & Ethan Liar

Synod-approved definitional gymnastics team to start inaugural season in 2025-26 by Nathan Meijer

Stairs by KE apartments to be turned into terraced rain garden by Disfavor Fuller

Egg Grelzinga to star in live-action remake by Star Joy

The Jingle senior editors now required to take vows of poverty, chastity and humility by Disfavor Fuller

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4-1-2025

Chimes: April 1, 2025

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