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Kelvin president to be replaced with AI, sources say by I Am Choking
Rodrick Heffley selected as Kelvin's next provost by Alex De Old
Kelvin announces transition to subscription model by June B. Under
Less-Than-Creative Dining explains the disappearance of meat week by Zachiachus Kolonel
Kelvin adds artificial intelligence department, cuts engineering and business programs by Henry B. Len
Student workers at Peter's to be replaced with campus squirrels by Inca Left-Nonbinary
Publication Date
4-1-2026
Recommended Citation
Calvin University, "Chimes: April 1, 2026" (2026). Chimes. 849.
https://digitalcommons.calvin.edu/chimes/849