Chimes: April 1, 2026

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• Calvin University

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Description

Kelvin president to be replaced with AI, sources say by I Am Choking

Rodrick Heffley selected as Kelvin's next provost by Alex De Old

Kelvin announces transition to subscription model by June B. Under

Less-Than-Creative Dining explains the disappearance of meat week by Zachiachus Kolonel

Kelvin adds artificial intelligence department, cuts engineering and business programs by Henry B. Len

Student workers at Peter's to be replaced with campus squirrels by Inca Left-Nonbinary

Publication Date

4-1-2026

Recommended Citation

Calvin University, "Chimes: April 1, 2026" (2026). Chimes. 849.
https://digitalcommons.calvin.edu/chimes/849